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Color	BlackGrayOrange

Front of shirt: "You have a great ass"

Back of shirt: "What high school do you go to?"

A non-gender specific t-shirt that defines who you are, even if that person is a real jerk. Sturdy, fire retardant cotton, woven impeccably by tiny, blister ridden hands of children workers in extreme conditions. Tuck the shirt in for a more formal look, cut the sleeves off to say "hang loose" or simply wear with a cowboy hat to look like a real loser. Available in three colors, black, gray and orange.

Shirts are $17 each. Shipping is free! You can expect it to arrive within 5-7 days. If you're cool, you'll buy one. If you're not cool, you probably already have one.

Sticker Type	Pound. Explode.C.A.T.

C.A.T. Description:

We all know at least one crazy lady with cats. We might even be married to her. Well here's your chance to let her and the rest of the world know what you think about it. This message also applies to gay men.

Pound. Explode. Description:

A favorite at the shows, this sticker describes the proper way to give your friend some dap. You "Pound" and then "Explode". It also describes what men like to do to their loving girlfriends, "Pound" and "Explode" (high fives!).

Why so cheap? Because I want you to have one.