All, Despite the fact that my "job" consists of working 20-45 minutes a night, three nights a week, at a location similar to a bar, where one is not only allowed to drink but encouraged to, from time to time I need a vacation. So this next week, I am off. I know what you are thinking, "But Michael, where could you possibly go that would appropriately grant you the needed rest that you so desire?" That's an easy question to answer, friend: None other than Las Vegas. OK Vegas is not exactly the location, but I will spend SOME time there. My mother, in a grand scheme to murder all her children, is taking the family to the Grand Canyon for the week. We will be rafting through the canyon. We will be drinking alcohol. Based on these two activities happening at the same time, we will be visiting the emergency room. Four days of drunk rafting, and then two days of drunk Vegas.  What could be better? So for everyone who just can't get enough of Michaelkosta.com... you'll have to hold on and wait for when I get back.  I will post right away. 2007 is going to be an exciting year, as I am already lining up a lot of bookings. In the meantime, enjoy this photo of yours truly:

Michael Kosta... stand up comedian.

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