Michael
Kosta

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Get the new album: Comedy For Attractive People

Go get it: Comedy Central Half Hour Special

Listen to my podcast here:

Worst Birthday Podcast with Michael Kosta

I went on a date with a woman in a wheelchair…

I stood her up.

That's when she fell for me.

Kosta in action

Why can't they make square chapstick?

See Kosta Live

Dec. 14, Private Event, NYC	Info
Dec. 15, Kevin Anderson Event, Delray Beach, FL	Info
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Jan. 25-26, Roar Comedy, MGM Springfield, MA	Info
Feb. 1-2, Levity Live, West Nyack, NY	Info
Feb. 8-9, Funny Bone, St. Louis, MO	Info
Feb. 16, Private Event, Los Angeles	Info
March 23, Potawatomi Casino, Milwaukee, WI	Info

Condoms are for pussies!

I did, in fact, write a book on tennis.
Get it here:

101 Tips for winning more tennis matches

I used to be ranked #864 in the world in tennis.

I made $11,000 over 4 years on tour. That's why I'm now a comedian.

I just bought my girlfriend a ring…
the nuva ring.

The Down to Earth Garden

Enjoying your stroll through my website? Great. You've now reached the halfway point between the sky and hell, my Down to Earth Garden. Relax for a moment, you deserve it.

Here you'll find my favorite people on the planet. They have known me since I was a tiny human and helped shape me into the self-centered comedian that I am today.

(This garden is 100% all natural bio organic.)