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Get the new album: Comedy For Attractive People
Comedy for Attractive People
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Worst Birthday
Michael Kosta
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I went on a date with a woman in a wheelchair…

I stood her up.

That's when she fell for me.

Kosta in action

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See Kosta Live

Oct 15-17, The Comedy Mix, Vancouver, B.C. Info
Oct 21, Sally Tomatoes, Rohnert Park, CA Info
Oct 22-25, Roster T Feathers, Sunnyvale, CA Info
Nov. 6-7, Stand Up Live, Phoenix, AZ Info
Nov. 25, Conor O'Neill's, Ann Arbor, MI Info
Dec. 10-12, The Laugh Shop, Calgary, Alberta Info
Dec 17-20, Hilarities, Cleveland, OH Info
Feb 25-27, Joey's Comedy, Livonia, MI Info

Condoms are for pussies!

I did, in fact, write a book on tennis.
Get it here:
101 Tips for winning more tennis matches
I used to be ranked #864 in the world in tennis. I made $11,000 over 4 years on tour. That's why I'm now a comedian. Michael Kosta
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I just bought my girlfriend a ring…
the nuva ring.

Family all over the place
Toddles and TT!
Dogs Dylan and Lucy
Friends Fish and Bean
SI Swimsuit models - Crowd Goes Wild
Family watching my comedy
Baby Michael
TV Legend with Regis Philbin
Merry Xmas from the whitest family ever
Playboy Radio / TV
Family St Pats day
Todd and I in my limo
Being the youngest sucks
Perks of the job
Fox Sit Com taping (canceled)
Security at Comedy Central taping
My gay friend!
So delicious
Mom and Dad and Ellie
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The Down to Earth Garden

Enjoying your stroll through my website? Great. You've now reached the halfway point between the sky and hell, my Down to Earth Garden. Relax for a moment, you deserve it.

Here you'll find my favorite people on the planet. They have known me since I was a tiny human and helped shape me into the self-centered comedian that I am today.

(This garden is 100% all natural bio organic.)

Garden Michael

Below the surface

The man behind the comedian

Social Media Hell
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Jordan Tilzer
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Film: Doug Lucterhand

TV: David Sherman


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bookings, please contact:
Drew Welborn
(212) 903-1598 office


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